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First Day of Autumn

Peter Gullerud

Lucy takes away the football at the last second.
My chimney needs repair before winter's chill.
I still haven't learned the "play hard to get" lesson,
I still have no more time to kill.
I could do that .. you know, your suggestion.
I'm just not sure I'd be good at that
Is it a depression or just a recession?
Guess who's dehydrated? My cat.


Peter Gullerud has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Peter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Peter's latest works:

First Day of Autumn

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 09:26

The Last Time I Visited a Bar

Submitted Aug 29th 2009, 12:30

big mr bank man

Submitted Jun 30th 2009, 13:22