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Fireflies

Forrest Ellsworth

I really hate the song Firelfies
So pretentious and homosexual
A song about "growing up" and
"Being a total fag"
Owl City can suck my balls

Forrest Ellsworth has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Forrest's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Forrest's latest works:

Fireflies

Submitted Jan 4th, 10:38