Very Bad Poetry

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Fire drill

Isaac Berger

i saved mocha cake from the fire
siobhan gave it to me
i felt like a hero
so she signed my hand

Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works:

Thunderthighs may be a disease

Submitted Mar 29th 2010, 13:46

2010 is crap, jews are better

Submitted Jan 4th 2010, 10:21

Fire drill

Submitted Dec 18th 2009, 10:57