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Poem 267

Very Bad Archive

Finishing Touch Please

Robert Hawkins

When your target is married women.
Better be fast draw.
(Example)
There are a few really married type.
Asking one to dance when her husband has to go.
Obviously she going to say no.
But you abruptly interupt.
Having wispered your request.
You say, I did not ask you to dance.
I said you look fat in those pants.

Yawn, Hello anybody reading
this stuff?
Good!
Then if you haven't wet your pants by now.
Your good.
So finish this.
I am going to crash.
rlh

You going to crash to Honey?
I'll be right in.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35