Very Bad Archive
Finishing Touch Please
Robert Hawkins
When your target is married women.
Better be fast draw.
(Example)
There are a few really married type.
Asking one to dance when her husband has to go.
Obviously she going to say no.
But you abruptly interupt.
Having wispered your request.
You say, I did not ask you to dance.
I said you look fat in those pants.
Yawn, Hello anybody reading
this stuff?
Good!
Then if you haven't wet your pants by now.
Your good.
So finish this.
I am going to crash.
rlh
You going to crash to Honey?
I'll be right in.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: