Very Bad Archive
Fight Talk
Kiki VonMerryslacks
Oh, so you think you can hang.
I’ll show you hangage.
I’m gonna mount you until you die.
I’m gonna choke you between my thighs
and pound you.
I’m gonna nail you so hard
my sweat will be glistening on your pectorals.
Ground and pound.
You’re getting dropped.
I’m all over you, an inch from your face,
the meat in your manwich,
the lube…nevermind.
Tell me, who is the bigger man--homo?!
Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works: