Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 485

Very Bad Archive

Fiber for a bad writer blockages.

Honey I's Home

Deep and idle:
I am
Scribbler,
Nibbler O hearts
I fears.
I fears.

Gentle and laxative:
I am
Gummer,
Toofer O Vittles
I are.
I are.

Honey I's Home has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Honey I's's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Honey I's's latest works:

Sad Reviews

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:30

Happy F'n Birthday

Submitted Nov 29th 2008, 09:05

I Got Your Title Hangin'

Submitted Jun 30th 2008, 08:29