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Female Symptomatic

Robert Hawkins

Note; Emily?
What do you think?
Could have called it She?

FEMALE SYMPTOMATIC

She does not like being unkind.
She does not like her state of mind.
She does not like to go to bed alone.
She with dread face the morning light solo.
She finds no peace in my words she thinks tripe.
She her quandary dreams all screwed up.
She disillusioned considers silicone breasts.
She cavil crushed grumble so spirit sore.
She hot in so narrow a house her soul resides.
She shudders the thought of that man.
She is due to fall in love again.
She can't help herself to remain surfiet.
She dreams pure de Bobby.
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bobby

do consider please??? Bobby?
,, Innocence from assurance?
Well hey babe!
Pagaba un peso chingaba esa mujer?
(lol)
Honey pie,,,, oh baby bun gotta admit? Don't you?
Bobby? What a tongue?

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51