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Felis Catus

J Matthew Merrifield

Why so many kitty cats?
It is an undisputable fact
That there are too many kitty cats
Die kitty cats
Die

J Matthew Merrifield has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of J Matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of J Matthew's latest works:

Felis Catus

Submitted Dec 4th 2009, 08:01