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Faux Pas, Or Honey Not You

Robert Hawkins

There is a lady,
Who's liposuction,
Went wrong.
Trying to suck the fat,
Right down to the,
Meat and bone.
They needed something,
Bigger than a fire hose,
To handle the fats flow.

Whoa!!

I think that was her,
Ass that just passed. Tough getting her,
On artifical ass support,
Or a dumpster.

Hey, wait a minute,
I know that ass.
Didn't I suck the off the fat.
In that ass last year.
No, it was just six months ago.
rlh


note: that could garner a few chuckles. Its like Livingston said to Stanley.
"You bring any underwear?"
Word slingers of America
prepare and bring your spare
pair.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51