Very Bad Archive
Faux Pas, Or Honey Not You
Robert Hawkins
There is a lady,
Who's liposuction,
Went wrong.
Trying to suck the fat,
Right down to the,
Meat and bone.
They needed something,
Bigger than a fire hose,
To handle the fats flow.
Whoa!!
I think that was her,
Ass that just passed. Tough getting her,
On artifical ass support,
Or a dumpster.
Hey, wait a minute,
I know that ass.
Didn't I suck the off the fat.
In that ass last year.
No, it was just six months ago.
rlh
note: that could garner a few chuckles. Its like Livingston said to Stanley.
"You bring any underwear?"
Word slingers of America
prepare and bring your spare
pair.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: