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Father, Fleas

Daniella Princess of Doom

Drum roll PLEASE!
I have fleas.
I have keys
that open no doors.
Seismograph
finds the munchkins
In their lego houses.
Daddy's gone
Went to get milk
Never came back
Milk was so good
Wanted it only for himself
Selfish guy.
Mother calls kids
"don't worry kids! don't worry! soon your father will return from space!"
But the fleas know better
the fleas know worse
father has the milkman curse!
Woe is me
Woe is I
Woe is flea
woe only
woe only

disperse!


Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57