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Fat Ass
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner
My ass is expanding at an incredible rate.
All the foods deemed as healthy are those that I hate.
Why can't donuts and muffins, all bakery for that matter, be the things that prevent me from growing much fatter?
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works: