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Fake Ocular Devices

Painful Desires

Black

Frames.

See through.


FAKE!

Imposter.

Wants to

not see.


But see

she


indeed

apple

does.

Too late


Everyone

knows

her

deep

trifle

with vision

that
isn't

BAD.

HER EYES WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK...

KROW KROW KROW KROW SEYE REH!

VISHMAYAMAYAYAYAYAYA


solemn solace solet.

SEEE THE BIRDS

IN my black mind

we

know your

intentions

you can




SEEEEEEEEEE it.

no papayas for

the sweet red car.

Painful Desires has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Painful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Painful's latest works:

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49