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Fake Love

Deirdre McNulty

There once was a boy named Mark.
When he saw the girl, he felt a spark.
He asked her out
But all she did was pout.
When he asked her what was up,
She pointed and said "I want that pup!"
That's when he said "do you want us to be through?"
And she looked like she didn't have a clue.

Deirdre McNulty has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Deirdre's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Deirdre's latest works:

Fake Love

Submitted Apr 28th 2009, 06:56

Fake Love

Submitted Apr 28th 2009, 06:48