Very Bad Archive
Fairview rug
Turner Crotchkey
at Fairview kindergarten,
he took naps on his rug
and he dreamed of the lumber yard,
and the 2 x 4 studs
back in High School, crazy Bernie would
scream out "Ugh the Mug!
Fat Ray was a pedophile,
who would eat rats and slugs
Got a job at the Philly Zoo,
during Noah's Great flood
then he married a chimpanzee,
picked out each other's bugs
On Friday night, they would get real tight,
from the muscatel jug
they would sing " I feel like homemade shit"
they was fans of the Fugs.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: