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FUNeral

Anonymous Thomas

I laugh in funerals,
and I don't know why.
I don't know why.

I am sad but no matter
how much I try to cry,
I only seem to laugh.
I only seem to laugh.

I laugh on behalf of Satan
because I only seem to laugh
in funerals and at giraffes.

I laugh in funerals,
and I don't know why.
I don't know why.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50