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Poem 741

Very Bad Archive

Extractor Madness

Harold Miller

if you don't load the extractor just right,

it will jump off the floor
and chase you around the building

then it will chop of your arms and legs

and you will hop around on stumps

Harold Miller has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Harold's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Harold's latest works:

Andover Attack

Submitted Jun 20th, 04:09

Politics

Submitted May 16th, 09:14

Ballad of Herbie

Submitted May 7th, 04:16