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Poem 767

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Eternal Bliss

Edward Krayva

Sandra's chicken goes cluck
As Harold drives his milk truck
Joey Boy forgot to duck
I'm under the Pine Street bridge, shit outta luck

I like heavy metal, I really hate punk
when I'm sniffing paint thinner and stinkin' drunk

I know a chicken thief his name is Hunk
he don't never bathe, and he smells like a skunk

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29