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Emily Reeve Twenty Above One Hundred Below

Robert Hawkins

Oh my, oh my breathe betrays me.
Then there was Emily Reeve.
When in Rome with a kidney stone.
Verbose dear Emily Reeve.
Dream of snail snot slippery to whet male lust.
The taste her touch lips apart.
Oh my, oh my, dear Emily Reeve.
From her peaks down her slopes to the dark valley.
Repaste to Bobby's delight.
Oh my, oh my, dear Emily Reeve.
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bobby

note; goodness gracious Emily.

My Lady. for Emily Reeve.
... e reeve 2/15/10

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51