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Emily Reeve Loves Bobby

Robert Hawkins

Oh Emily Reeve,
Wax prosaic with you.
Feeling humble.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Your picture meserized.
My altusim disturbed.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Your picture,
Emily and the cement chick.
Giant cement tit.
Tiny peek cement crotch.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Your right tit,
Big and white.
Pointing at the cement chicks crotch.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Emily loves Bobby.
Nice right tit,
Cement chicks twat.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Way to go girl.
Got me.
Oh Emily Reeve.
Wow, so sexy.
In love with Bobby.
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bobby

note;(from Emily Reeve)
Bobby? Do you know the difference horse shoes and hand grenades.
Trust me you won't like either one when I drop both in your underwear,, damn hick.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51