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Emily

Lover Face

The sound of her name
makes me cringe
Her ugly hair
I want to singe...
with fire.

This girl i speak of
she is most certainly a whore
I wish she would run
straight into a door.

Her voice is annoying
her teeth are fake
Someone should tell her
to lay off on the cake.

The jeans she wears
are 3 sizes too small
Sometimes she reminds me
of the Chucky doll.

I hate to say it
but i think its safe to say,
i absolutely hate this girl,
any time, any day.

Lover Face has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lover's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lover's latest works:

Emily

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 23:13