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Emetophilia Blues
Turner Crotchkey
Yon damsel doth gaze at me from oust the tower spire
Her beauty is a beacon onto me and sets my loins on fire
She is the squire's daughter,
the comely Princess Delia
You can have her, I don't want her,
Shes into emetophilia.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: