Very Bad Archive
Elephant Shit
DeVrie Heeves
Robert, his heart all a flutter
Buster Browns on his feet, lebanon bologna with butter
rampant racing vacant mind
staring into the gutter
ice cream sandwhich dripping onto his fingers
watch out, Robert, this is no time to linger
an elephant just dumped at Fourth and Broad Streets
it is time for your inevitable fate to meet
elephant shit, elephant shit,
you stepped in elephant shit, Robert
DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works: