Very Bad Poetry

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Lu Quade

Eeeeee, (like feedback).
i'm heading for The Stack,

and the way I choose to walk has a poetic ring to it.
The B-line from A, rhymes with my destination,
C.

Halfway... D, The Secret Bridge rhymes only with
itself.
Forget about the rest.

Now I am Captain of the Compactus!
And I sail, meditative, through a labyrinth of
my own creation and
except for when I have to get up and wee
Nobody knows that I am here.

Lu Quade has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 6/5/09. Read more of Lu's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lu's latest works:

The Human Ruins of Romanticism

Submitted Jun 21st 2009, 20:36

Help me!!!

Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:02

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:00