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Dulce Station Pizza

Broken Fence Matricide

The CIA are after my feet
Stabbing them with cornbread can't be beat

I sank North America into
A granulated death kazoo
They didn't mind
Immune to hag brine
Underground in their jackass empire

I hate poetry
But it's not as bad as my
Zombie family

The liar
The hermit
The terminator

I'm never going to finish this later

The born-again rationalist
The scumbag
The giant apple pie

I almost bought a gun today at a yard sale
What the hell stopped me?
Guns are wicked cool on album covers
With your pubic hair and your waste of a body
Draped in potato sack with Sanskrit motif
With a look in your eye that says
Well
That would be giving it away, wouldn't it?

DANGER

Marilyn Manson only got attention because he has Down's syndrome

Broken Fence Matricide has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/7/08. Read more of Broken Fence's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Broken Fence's latest works:

Fuck Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Aug 22nd 2008, 00:53

sleepio's

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 17:07

Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 01:22