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Duh

Gramineae Rainne

You are selfish, he said.
WHAT?
Okay, fine, you are not selfish.

You are obsessive, he said.
WHAT?
Okay, fine, you are not obsessive.

You are complicated, he said.
WHAT?
Okay, fine, you are not complicated.

You are a bad screw, he said.
WHAT?
Yes.

Gramineae Rainne has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 16/3/09. Read more of Gramineae's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Gramineae's latest works:

History

Submitted Mar 22nd 2009, 09:40

Insect

Submitted Mar 22nd 2009, 09:33

The 7th Floor

Submitted Mar 17th 2009, 18:02