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DuQuan Yob is in da house

Du'Quan Yob

Ah am da Afro-Dutchman, the first one of ma kind
> Ah drinks Schmidts and shots of Kesslers, until ahm nearly blind
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> Live in the Wassergass projects, where ah humps bitches and hos
> had a tractor accident, which chopped off all mah toes
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> eatin grits and keystone boloney, don ott Lloyd Best's store
> dey kno I am a gangsta, cos I slam the damn screen door
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> Ah likes to eat squirrels and groundhogs, an don't call me a jig
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> Ah gots a part time job with Herbie Best, castrating hogs and pigs
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Du'Quan Yob has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Du'Quan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Du'Quan's latest works:

Muriel

Submitted Feb 18th 2010, 06:53

DuQuan Yob is in da house

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:35