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Dover's Chowder
Turner Crotchkey
He was brave in battle,
He weren't no coward
Ate fricaseed goat and green squirrel chowder
Jumped on his ladyfriend
And began to plow her
Searching every orifice
for Dover's Powder
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: