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Don't Tell Anyone...

Tommy N

but I have a small penis.

Tommy N has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tommy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tommy's latest works:

Don't Tell Anyone...

Submitted May 1st 2009, 00:54

I am not a good person

Submitted May 1st 2009, 00:53

True Story

Submitted May 1st 2009, 00:52