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Dogs

Bridget Green

Dogs are wet
Slimy,
And gross
When they're wet.

But when they are warm,
Dry,
And fluffy,
They are very pleasant beings.

Bridget Green has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bridget's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bridget's latest works:

Dogs

Submitted Nov 15th 2010, 17:30