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Doesn't taste like chicken

Steve Brown

OH STENCHY BALL OF WIND
ROAMING DEEP INSIDE OF ME
SEARCHING FOR THE HOLE
TRYING TO BREAK FREE

I HOLD YOU DEEP INSIDE
I HEAR YOUR BOWELED SLURP
I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS OMG!
YOU'VE TURNED INTO A BURP

MY KINGDOM FOR A MINT!

Steve Brown has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Steve's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Steve's latest works:

The New Tenants

Submitted May 9th 2010, 16:25

Stay away from my finches you misserable little fuck!

Submitted Apr 1st 2010, 15:56

Doesn't taste like chicken

Submitted Mar 28th 2010, 18:08