Very Bad Poetry

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Doctors Visit Second Opinion

Robert Hawkins

Doctor, Am I dying?
Have I got cancer?
No, Bobby,, just extraordinary bad breathe and tooth decay.
No, no cancer but your tonsils done rotted away.
No cancer down there.
But there is a lymphoma growing on your face.
You dear reader of Very Bad Poetry.
Have a servere case of Fungus Face.
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bobby

note; Let that be a lesson. Never read Bobby less you want your ass handed to you Fungus Face. (lol)

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51