Very Bad Archive
Divine Ruler
Jamie Scott
...And Dom said:
"My dog has fleas,
I do not like these,
fleas."
And Dom was no longer pleased.
...And Dom said:
"First I was afraid,
I was petrified,
kept thinking I would never live without you by my side,
bet then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong,
but I grew strong,
and I learnt how to get along..."
...And God said:
"I am pleased with all you do.
Dom."
...And Dom said:
"Pah."
...And Jamie said:
"Yeah."
Jamie Scott has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jamie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jamie's latest works: