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Dildo Burger

Broken Fence Matricide

I see a kpfthhhh moon
!@#?&*Þ


White paint
Ratcone pagaga


Get
Yesn't
Gret
Feasant


Bit the lips off the lamb
Like pappy couldn't hit me there
Eight years old today
I hack into your chicken coop

Mrs. Lawley, this is our town
I'll belch it from you or you'll die trying
To feed tv tube celery palsy
To abide brainlard one more elk

I fight for you to die
Oak fat in the fry jar
Turning the fanblades
Chewing glass marmalade

Yield

Broken Fence Matricide has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/7/08. Read more of Broken Fence's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Broken Fence's latest works:

Fuck Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Aug 22nd 2008, 00:53

sleepio's

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 17:07

Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 01:22