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Poem 3575

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Digital Doomsday

Daniella Princess of Doom

goodbye cruel world
you are the bomb
wanna wanna wanna give props to your mom
snake filled boot
heel to the face
got kicked and don't recognize this place!

everything'sa blur
wanna get ill
let's watch seinfeld
let's be strange
let's ask people if they think we are deranged
we'll act super
we'll see popes
we'll be high cuz life's our dope

Ride to the capital on our boat
Here's our doorbell, here's a goat
Damn fast lobster raised a claw
wanna wanna wanna give props to your mom
count to ten
hide and then
we'll be lovers who should be friends


a tisket
a tasket
all your kittens in one basket.

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57