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Dice on the Grate

Ace Kale

Do you see the fish grilling
on the old window screen?
Baby, you and me
Can make a good ole time out of nothin.
How come whenever I passed by
like the days when I first saw you,
You looked down to the ground?
Is it cause I got a cock of gold?
Yup...sure is.

You stupid waster, I saw your case---and it was shitty. Like the musk of your hair and the old shirts you wear tucked in without a belt. You look like an Orangutan on benzedrine.

So, now let's replace the fish on the dusty grate with some dice.
We'll roll till the sun rises, or whenever your boner goes down.


Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56