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Detritium

Brittain Flemingi

Symbiotic psychosis
peddles stridulate rhythm

on the Brighton boardwalk
the crux to which Saxon royalty
weans its weenies, sausages

of salty hindquarters, hidden
quarterly in offshore accounts, like
queer Buicks in my
detritus

Brittain Flemingi has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brittain's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brittain's latest works:

In Tractor Dei

Submitted Nov 7th 2008, 09:30

Detritium

Submitted Nov 6th 2008, 18:55