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Poem 1416

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Desert Rat

Turner Crotchkey

when I was a younger man, I ran away to sea

caught scurvy, venereal warts,boils and lice and fleas

I'm headin' for the desert now, a desert rat I'll be

I'm gonna' buy a Quik Mart, and drink eternally

I'll catch rattlesnakes and polecats with only my bare hands

won't never need no shithouse, with miles and miles of sand

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00