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Very Bad Archive

Dennis the Fart Boy

Edward Krayva

the horse always goes before the cart

cos Moses made the sea to part

my friend Dennis is very smart

he invented lighting farts.

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

Tundra Trash

Submitted Oct 6th, 04:28

I am really Edward Krayva

Submitted Sep 17th, 06:27

Josephine Pouch

Submitted Aug 28th, 06:41