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Poem 812

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Deer Steering Wheels

Unhero Eddie

Sometimes I feel very dumb tree
Then I bend very large pancake universe
New dimensions open I cry
Which kite wastes the most elbow
One morning there was terrible copper lunacy
Which time to fork again
thank you

Unhero Eddie has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Unhero's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Unhero's latest works:

Deer Steering Wheels

Submitted Jun 22nd, 18:02