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Deep
Troy Lumber
I like big asses
Sweet, dark and thick like molasses
I harasses
Each fine behind as they passes
Put in trances
If I see a fat booty dances
I give classes
On loving that ass to the masses
But there ain't a student of mine
Who'll school me on the behind
With that crack in the back
It's a well known fact that I'm
Educated to the point I gots a PhD
And three masters degrees
In ass philosophy
So come unto the parlor of the scholar
See a hiney and I holler
And if it feels cheap
Here's your trick-ass a dollar
Now you have no choice, girl
Dance for me
Give me a chance to see
How fast that ass can swing
And I'll be deep in it like Socrates
Deeper than the deep blue seas
Six feet deep like Eazy-E...
Deep....into that ass
Troy Lumber has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Troy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Troy's latest works: