Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 2204

Very Bad Archive

Death I give you Death!

paul willis

It spawns about really doesn't it really spawn about really spinny-spawn doesn't it spawn?
I wish soo much I mish-mash-moo wishy-wash over-off finicky-foo I wish soo much!
Don't you see? Don't you do? Don't you fizzle-green frothy-bean stew?
Doodle-doo: I propose dragon breath bubbles, trouble in two's,leaves of distain and jelly-toe blues.
Death I give you Death!

paul willis has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of paul's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of paul's latest works:

fly

Submitted Dec 13th 2009, 16:50

Death I give you Death!

Submitted Nov 18th 2009, 17:12