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Dear Darling by Emily Reeve

Robert Hawkins

Dear Darling
I know I promised you.
No strings, no attachments?
Ergo that what you find,,,still left in your heart.
Emily Reeve reduced me to residue.
Emily?
I just want to beat the snot out of you.
It's that all pervading fear?
Emily Reeve number 6.0888?
Self defence..
As robots go?
Microsoft.
Where you ordinary?
Can beat the crap out of?? Emily Reeve!
----0--- emily

PS,, from Emily,,,Hey?
Only thing could be better that this?
Steve Wakeling,,on a stick.
;;;;
futher regard?
,,,That was the itinerant psuedo.

5.000.000. quid?
I have sniper training.
Can take Wakeling out.
From there.
-----
humm,,, who can i blame this on?
-----
Poem and all statments?
Personal nature?
Emily Reeve.
---
Point Barrow, Alaska, USA
8888 wait,, hey slug!!
Turn that shit off.
I wanna see whale wrestling.
Get me another beer and load up the bowl.
Emily is horny.
And there ain't no "NO"

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51