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David and Robert
Turner Crotchkey
David and Robert are very good friends
like a couple of hogs being slopped in their pen
their vile reeking stench does surely offend
underwear so rotten their Mas could not mend
Davids shaped like a football with an enormous rear end
Roberts got quasiokor, his fat gut does distend
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: