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Poem 1598

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David and Robert

Turner Crotchkey

David and Robert are very good friends
like a couple of hogs being slopped in their pen
their vile reeking stench does surely offend
underwear so rotten their Mas could not mend
Davids shaped like a football with an enormous rear end
Roberts got quasiokor, his fat gut does distend

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00