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Dats My T.V.

D'Lux Poetic

i brought it wit my money,
dat i earned daily.

hard workin 9-5,
its tru; no jive.

on payday,
2da store i went.
$300.00 in cash,
on it i spent.

2da crib,
i drove it in my car.
its came wit remote,
DVD, & VCR.

in my room,
it sits on da table,
where i can layback,
relax, & watch cox cable.

so jus leave it alone,
whether im here or gone.

unless u get an ok by me,
cuz as u can c,
dats my t.v.

D'Lux Poetic has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of D'Lux's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of D'Lux's latest works:

Peppermint Patties Pussy

Submitted May 13th 2010, 10:18

Dats My T.V.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 07:57

A-Z Poetry

Submitted May 10th 2010, 16:30