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Daniel's Poopy

Tom mmpi2

Daniel's poopy is really goopy.
It runs down his legs like a meth'd up Snoopy.

He screams and cries when it's in his diaper, and until it's removed he acts quite hyper.

He squirms and twists and squirms some more, like that ten buck whore tied up on the floor of your daddy's Caddy, in 1964.

His squeals grow louder, angrier, prouder of the huge gelled mass in his snap-up trousers.

It's held there, cellulose growing fatter, absorbing and absorbing that smelly dark matter.

Until that diaper can hold no more.

It drips down his legs and onto the floor.

Like the blood and spit of that strangled whore, tied up in the floor of your daddy's caddy, back in 1964.

Tom mmpi2 has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tom's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tom's latest works:

*GSP

Submitted Nov 15th 2009, 10:33

Daniel's Poopy

Submitted Nov 15th 2009, 10:17