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Poem 2299

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DAGGERS AREN'T THE SHARPEST WEAPON

Shirley Gothen


You always liked to show
me your collection.
They would glint in
my hands while you tried
to get in what lay
below. I was easy enough

but you always tried
to win me over
when I was already
won. I'm still won,
but now you're in contests
where even daggers

aren't the sharpest
weapons. Can I be that contest?
Can I be the dagger?

No,
you see, I can't

How can I
make someone
else
bleed
as much as
I
have?

Shirley Gothen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shirley's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shirley's latest works:

STRANGERS STRANGER THAN YOUR FACE

Submitted Jan 8th 2010, 03:47

BUTTER FLIES THROUGH MY FINGERS

Submitted Jan 8th 2010, 03:47

DANGER MOCKS MY STREET LAMP

Submitted Jan 8th 2010, 03:47