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Poem 1138

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Crispy hair, greasy heart. A Haiku

OLuvs Adderrall

Beauty eludes me.
Fat explodes like biscuit dough.
Crisp, white is my soul.

OLuvs Adderrall has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of OLuvs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of OLuvs's latest works:

Being Fat Sucks

Submitted Apr 2nd 2011, 06:39

Pork Eats Grass

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:59

Vintage Crap

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:41