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Creepy Person

Lucy Limbo

I like to convey a creepy style,
especially in the grocery store;
hey we're both in the laxative aisle,
I'm going to tell you about my cat, Seymour.
I like locking eyes with others;
and staring directly into their pupils,
to send telepathic messages like, "We shall be lovers."
or "You must board my spacecraft, your resistance is futile."
Just the other day I told my life story,
to the person who held the door open at Baskin Robbins.
I said, "Thanks for doing that for me,"
And then I told them about my gallbladder problems
I'm really creepy; if i meet someone and they tell me their name,
I'll look them up on Facebook and add them as my friend!
and if they deny me I'll send them a message reflecting my pain,
and demanding that this relationship doesn't end.

Hey i just noticed you read my whole poem!
I'm going to think of you soon--
whenever i am lonesome!

And I'll tell mother about you;
she'll be so happy.

Lucy Limbo has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lucy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lucy's latest works:

the boat and the goat

Submitted Mar 31st 2010, 17:51

Creepy Person

Submitted Mar 31st 2010, 14:54