Very Bad Archive
Creepy Person
Lucy Limbo
I like to convey a creepy style,
especially in the grocery store;
hey we're both in the laxative aisle,
I'm going to tell you about my cat, Seymour.
I like locking eyes with others;
and staring directly into their pupils,
to send telepathic messages like, "We shall be lovers."
or "You must board my spacecraft, your resistance is futile."
Just the other day I told my life story,
to the person who held the door open at Baskin Robbins.
I said, "Thanks for doing that for me,"
And then I told them about my gallbladder problems
I'm really creepy; if i meet someone and they tell me their name,
I'll look them up on Facebook and add them as my friend!
and if they deny me I'll send them a message reflecting my pain,
and demanding that this relationship doesn't end.
Hey i just noticed you read my whole poem!
I'm going to think of you soon--
whenever i am lonesome!
And I'll tell mother about you;
she'll be so happy.
Lucy Limbo has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lucy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lucy's latest works: