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Cows are not your friends

Cowman ooga

Cows will eat you if you don't milk them they like it.

And if you touch there butt you will be burned at the steak by a flying monkey butt.

Cowman ooga has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cowman's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cowman's latest works:

WTF

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:35

Fuck you

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:34

MY ASS

Submitted Apr 6th 2010, 17:33