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Leif Norman
It's Saturday night
and I'm hopin for a gropin
Got the girls lined up
and my hair slicked back
Goin down the pussy river
and I aint comin back.
Gonna bum a cigarette
and blow smoke rings out my anus.
Gonna eat hunnerd dollar bills
and shit spare change
until I get back in the black
and bitchin
and famous.
Leif Norman has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leif's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leif's latest works: